30+ Doctor Memes for Health Care Aficionados Looking For Laughs in the Waiting Room

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    Jaw - Man: Eye doctor? Doctor: I doctor too. s@click_hate
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    Human - Me: give it to me straight doc Doc: you- Me: no wait, give it to me gay Doc: *snaps fingers* girl bye ur dying random.ape
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    Sleeve - Doctor "Sir, it looks like your wife has been run over by a truck" Man "I know, but she has a great personality" Doctor "What?" The Blokey Bloke
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    Outerwear - doctor: these pills will fix your brain me: thanks doctor (quietly): they might also make it much worse me: what doctor: what
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    Font - BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news? Man: Good news first please, doc! Doctor: We're naming a disease after you everythingiswhatevernow Why is this funny
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    Font - Andrew Stolbach, MD, MPH @toxicologist12 Patients, if your nurse: -introduces herself as your doctor -uses the word "doctor" before her name -has ID badge with MD or DO after her name -wears white coat -uses word "doctor" to describe herself one more time before leaving room She's not your nurse. She's your doctor. 9:25 AM Dec 10, 2018 Twitter Web Client 1.9K Retweets 9.1K Likes
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    Font - Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheTodd Williams My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity. 1/5/16, 10:38 AM
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    Outerwear - 1619 What happened to... Doctors - bad ass bird mask - pimp cane - strong phallic symbolism in both cane and mask - prescribed you cocaine for the ghosts in your blood - goth icon 2019 - lame lab coat - limp steth-sthetho ear thingy - scared of apples
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    Photograph - DOCTORS ON STRIKE! THEIR DEMANDS ARE NOT CLEAR AD A
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    Font - Duumb SEDE duumb @duumb commercial: 2 out of 3 people suffer from depression. talk to ur doctor today me: [hurriedly phones doctor] hey do u suffer from depression 8/25/17, 5:44 AM 529 Retweets 1,551 Likes
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    Shirt - DOCTOR: ur dad's not with us anymore ME: damn DOCTOR: he's at a different hospital ME: oh ok DOCTOR: dead tho
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    Font - Tig Notaro @TigNotaro doctors office: hand washing is important. also doctors office: feel free to let your kid lick this toy for 40 minutes while you wait
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    Joint - When u get to the age when your doctors are younger than you
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    Font - Tweet Doc Around the Clock @DocAround ThClok [God invents ER doctors] God: You do it all ER doc: Ok God: Save lives ER doc: Wow God: Bad traumas ER doc: Jeez God: Prepared for anything bad that could happen ER doc: I bet I'm so popular with all the other docs God: ER doc: Like they get so excited to hear my voice 12:35 AM 6/3/19 Twitter Web Client 39 Retweets 252 Likes
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    Organism - .... 3 19:55 Details 2 HOURS "Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital." "Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that." 99% 0 REPLIES 338 SHARE
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    Gesture - Putting On Gloves Alone In Front Of Other Doctors
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    Font - Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy DR: you have this disease ME: oh no DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise ME: OH NO 2/18/17, 1:00 AM
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    Publication - Local to NRG Station Medical Malpractice? It's the on thing we do. That's not good 22
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    Clothing - DOCTOR: the disease is gone HER: my son's gonna be ok? DOCTOR: no I just told u he died random.ape
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    Mode of transport - when a patient doesn't want to cooperate with any of the medication and treatment OO okay, get in. M 1 CO
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    Font - 1 2₁ 3 4 1 IT MIGHT BE AN ITCH 5 I JUST NEED A BANDAID I CAN'T STOP CRYING ?#$! ITS KIND OF ANNOYING IMPROVED PAIN SCALE BEES? wy X THIS IS CONCERNING BUT I CAN STILL WORK O f BEES! 6 I CAN'T MOVE IT HURTS SO BAD f MAULED BY A BEAR OR NINJAS 7 8 9 UNCONSCIOUS US 10
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    Font - Jon @ArfMeasures Doctor: So what's wrong with you? Me: Oh God so so much Doctor: Medically Me: oh I have a cough
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    Gesture - JACK WAS NIMBLE JACK WAS QUICK JACK FELL ONTO A CANDLESTICK AND THE ER DOCTOR WAS LIKE SOUT RII||||||||||||IGHT....
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    Eyelash - Repeat after me, "Retinal." One more time, "Retinal." Free rectal photography with every Eye Test visio ■ ЯЯ 5 dooЯ ЯНТ BB
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    Font - Cydni Beer @cydbeer We just waited an hour to see our pediatrician. As soon as he walked in my toddler took his hand and pointed to his watch and said "This is a clock." Which was the most passive aggressive thing I have ever witnessed.
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    Font - Dr. K @medschooladvice True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted 4:58 PM - 29 Sep 2015
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    Horse - 2:22 H According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor. This made him the Centaur for Disease Control. Tweet your reply ETITSUBISH
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    Clothing - 15 TL estphotos positphotos I have a 1:30 appointment depositphotos depositphotos Which doctor? Photos No, I want the regular doctor. depositphotos.com
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    Font - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My Viagra addiction... Was the hardest time of my life.
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    Font - brent @murrman5 [nodding my head to the beat] kinda catchy isn't it [doctor taking stethoscope off my chest] it shouldn't be 18/10/2017, 23:26 1,845 Retweets 5,986 Likes 27
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    Product - Bea_ker @bea_ker I've just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for 'bones' 12:20 PM - 21 Nov 2017 3,207 Retweets 14,367 Likes 74 1 3.2K sonansu Follow 14K 6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
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    Outerwear - Grabbed an old shirt for my day off before reading it again. I'm an ICU doctor. When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.
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    Forehead - Dr "It's bad news Jim" Jim "What is it Doc?" Dr "You have to stop masturbating" Jim "Oh god......why??" Dr "Because I'm talking to you" TheBlokeyBloke
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    Gesture - doctor: look i know we used to date but let's keep this professional her: ok, did i break anything doctor: *throws down x rays* my heart Stacy Shutterstock
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    Health care - "I wish I could help you Sarah, but I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan" amangimas amanaimages an you troud
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    Clothing - Migraine? No. Superglue.
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    Forehead - Doctor, are the results of the test ready? I'm dying from curiosity heh not only from curiosity

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